SAM: If I enter a Bed Bath & Beyond, I'm like, "I'm going to spend ten billion dollars on furnishings. I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS PLACE."

ME: IKEA is your friend.

SAM: Eleven billion!

ME: You can be real clever, make your own digital art frame, and just change your statement piece whenever you want.

SAM: We're down to nine billion. This is good. You are a grounding influence.