At level 13, my wizard is dressed much more appropriately.
The lack of cosmetic character customization in the Diablo games has always been a quibble for me. I played the rogue in the original because I didn’t want to play a male sorcerer (though I did play though again as the spellcaster). I got lucky in Diablo II and was able to play a female spellcasting character (though I did have objections to her wardrobe). In Diablo III, I am able to choose my class and gender, but the female wizard begins the game wearing nearly nothing while the male wizard gets a complete outfit.
I was going through my file cabinet and found this little leaf tucked away in a folder from high school. Three of us wrote this after a day in Honors Biology:
“The Protein Song” Sung to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
Fibrillin, the wacked-out protein, Had a mutated code, And if the lymphocytes saw it, They would’ve engulfed it whole.
All of the other proteins Used to laugh and call it names. They wouldn’t let the poor protein Play any enzyme games.
Then one strange new mitosis, DNA came to say, “Protein, with your weird make-up, Won’t you come mutate with us.”
Then all the cells did love it, As they evolved through time. Fibrillin, you wacked-out protein, I’m so glad that you are mine!