HE: I just moved to Boston, and I am definitely ready to see what the city has to offer. And to do that with someone as sexy as yourself would be ideal!

ME: Does your wife know about this?

HE: No. It's complicated. I hope it's not a dealbreaker.

ME: It is a dealbreaker. I'm not interested in situations where one's partner has not consented.

HE: Okay. Would you consider accompanying me to a swinger party?

ME: ... no.