ME: I'm not sure if I'm really kinky.

HE: You are kinky. Trust me. This is like that time when you thought you would give up sex.

ME: That's right! And four days later, we had sex!

HE: For five hours.

ME: OMG! I need to take pictures of my Very First Snowless New England Christmas!

HE: Weird. Really?

ME: Yeap. Apparently there's snow in Texas, too.

HE: End times.

HE: You walked in and dropped your panties within 60 seconds of entering my apartment.

ME: Damn. Really? I usually take at least 5 minutes to comment on the decor first.

HE: No, seriously, you were slipping them off AS you commented on the decor.

ME: Interesting. You have a book on polyamory.

HE: What is interesting is that all the advice for polyamory is equally applicable for monogamy.

ME: Yes, it's easy: Don't be a jackass.

HE: Maybe you could write the abridged version.

ME: How drunk was I last night?

SAM: You were chatty drunk! You talked about the artificiality of kink and the privileges that certain demographics of doms have that tend them towards it.

ME: I remember that!

SAM: You also yelled at a car. Amber is on her SOCIAL SOAPBOX. Stupid car better STEP.

ME: That ... I don't recall.