SHE: Felt is starting a weekly lesbian night. Grand opening is Friday. I'm getting in for free.

ME: If I flutter my pretty lashes at the door, could I get a free pass, too?

SHE: If you do that with cash in hand, I'm sure they'll let you in.

ME: How drunk was I last night?

SAM: You were chatty drunk! You talked about the artificiality of kink and the privileges that certain demographics of doms have that tend them towards it.

ME: I remember that!

SAM: You also yelled at a car. Amber is on her SOCIAL SOAPBOX. Stupid car better STEP.

ME: That ... I don't recall.